2024

Barbie

Imagine being the only gay Barbie in a world that ignores you. Mid as hell.

Roadhouse

Man, steroids in Hollywood having a moment.

Love Lies Bleeding

Muscle babes.

One Shot

A call of duty cutscene but better.

The Accountant

It’s tax season.

Color Out of Space

Very silly. Lovecraft films always suffer from needing to show the unimaginable.

All of Us Strangers

Strangely I read the book this was loosely based on back in college in 2003 or 2004 (which I only realized this was based on a book after this year’s Blankies). I haven’t seen Saltburn, but licking cum off Andrew Scott’s chest then kissing him is way cooler than bathwater, IMO. Also this was devastating.

The Burial

A hoot

Terminator Genisys

Serviceable!

Tenet

A 70mm rewatch in IMAX. Stunning.

Drive-away Dolls

Fun stuff.

Next Goal Wins

putting your fingers in your mouth and saying whistle whistle is solid

Self Reliance

could a depressed person do this?! A B-grade The Game

The Animal Kingdom

I feel like only the French could make a sci-fi movie like this.

Monolith

Spooky

Iron Claw

Damn I wish they hadn’t cancelled Mindhunter

Sleeping with Other People

Charming.

Guilt Trip

Just bing it.

American Fiction

Funny, and also it’s bizarre that Adam Brody is somehow not the rich nerd from the O.C. anymore. I’m a sucker for anything with Jeffrey Wright.

The End We Start From

Loved the book, and the movie was solid.

ISS

Never go to space.

Role Play

No one is that uncomfortable talking about sex, surely.

Anon

Meh.

Wonka

More fun than I thought it would be.

Night Swim

Sorry, pools aren’t scary.

Ferrari

Somehow this is my favorite Adam Driver performance.

Boston Strangler

Gilded Age’s the Russells solve a mystery.

Schindler’s List

No words.

The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill

So funny and touching. Saw this for the first time with the main guy and the filmmaker in attendance and wow.

Maestro

Damn.

The Artifice Girl

Cool conceptually and a good display that sci-fi doesn’t need a high budget to be interesting and fun.